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notanecromancer:

Fourth wall bitchface is the best bitchface

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

floranbabe:

"why does tumblr hate straight people?" idk y does my mom want me to be straight y did i spend 16 years in a state of constant anxiety over my queerness why was i told i was going 2 hell since 6th grade y did my friends stop talking 2 me when i came out as bisexual but yeh lets worry about what a microblogging site thinks about straight ppl

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.
The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.
Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.

The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.

Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

ikoiako:

LOL

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

prguitarman:

bauske:

cookienun:

symbear:

a-precis:

MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN WEARING A TOWEL AND THIS ENDED UP SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OTHERWISE. 

"Aawhhh jajababanoooh"

this is too good

Hahahaha the end

Haha UHH BUBUBUBNOO-